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Hard boiled quote

2010-08-22T12:00:00.000-07:00

My favorite movie quote from Hard boiled. The movie itself was rather good, or atleast entertaining. Thought, my copy had pretty bad audio, but that has nothing to do with the movie.

Boss nigger

2010-02-27T14:07:00.000-08:00

They call him boss, Boss nigger. Well watching this movie was a fucking trip. I did the Boss nigger drinking game also, every time you hear boss or nigger during this movie you must take a sip. At least I become pretty drunk with this rule. They do say it a lot. Also the biblical imagery putted in this film was pretty funny. I don't think Fred Williamson (the writer and main actor) putted accidentally the scenes of white man shooting thru his hand (stigmata) and then he also walked with a donkey with huge crowd following him just like Jesus. I think that was a bit stretch, well I guess what ever floats his boat. Overall it was fun, and at least much more entertaining than Dolemite (the other blacksploitation movie I have seen).

Huge wtf

2009-09-03T11:58:00.000-07:00

I finished Densha otoko and after that started watching Akihabara@deep and in the seventh episode I noticed something funny/amusing in the background:
Hoho, oh wow. Well Acid King spotted, great band btw.

Me and couple of my friends also started to play D&D 3.5, I feel like nerd powerleveling... It was pretty awesome thought!

Music videos with cool landscape

2009-07-27T17:38:00.000-07:00

Okay so I have few of these cool music videos that have cool scenery in my mind right now and here's the list.

Gotta start with the stoner legend Kyuss. they actually have 2 videos with desert landscape.
First on is video of One Inch Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAXGu81Rk1g
Second is green machine's video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc-7FXzbeA0

Then comes Soulfly, this is definately my favorite video of Max's bands:
SOULFLY - Prophecy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCc_jLctZkA

NOW AND THEN WOO WOO WOO

2009-03-26T13:49:00.001-07:00

It was about the time our new born hero turned 18...

So I actually did turn 18 last week WOO WOO WOO! Because of that I made über pimp bling pic of myself:
Me and my buddies went to Francine concert at Savonlinna, it was fun. lolololo, waiting summer and Sauna open air \o/

btw. that bling pic supposed to move but systems here suck

OH MY FUCKING GOD

2009-01-12T12:42:00.000-08:00

http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/redmond/projects/songsmith/
That is definately worse than swap.avi and 1guy1jar videos combined. Also Tokyo Gore Police mash up (or something) coming soon!

Snow hits Kitee and Diablo 3 fanboyism

2008-11-23T04:51:00.001-08:00

It's a real snow blizzard here and speaking of blizzard reminds me of Diablo 3. Checked some interviews and facts and I gotta tell it's looking pretty good: no monthly fees! Pretty stupid for the art developers to say that they can't change the art direction to grimmer one, all I wanted to have grey floors cos they were stone. :( I also hope the sun won't rape these snows cos I prefer to have snow in the winter & christmas and especially in the new year. End of transmission.

ps. tasty steak is tasty

Trve black metal

2008-10-05T13:43:00.001-07:00

VALNÖTT!

It's just too brutal! :D

Something noise for the baby

Hahaha omfg, can't believe it. But yeah Merzbow sure is similiar to waterfall what some people listen to, when they go to sleep.

Let the gore fest begin! (TGP)

2008-08-24T14:38:00.000-07:00

If you thought Machine girl was crazy, beware. Because Tokyo Gore Police is here! (soon)
Youpoop trailer
More video
Btw, she looks hot. :3

Machine girl "review" and DIABLO 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

2008-06-28T16:03:00.001-07:00

So it's finally true that DIABLO IS BACK! Oh my motherfucking shitting dicknipples! The game could be less bright and I sure do hope there is no monthly fee (pirate server if is), but still I think it looks pretty good. I hope this new char "witch doctor" don't replace necromancer, btw that zombie wall was very entertaining. :D

And now to something completly different:
Machine Girl preview
Machine Girl is a japanese splatter film that don't take action too seriously, a true classic. Well, atleast it was much better than Zombie Strippers. :D But more importently I spotted finnish wood company commercial from the movie:
And other news: 4chan is still down due DDOS attack, I want my porn. :(

And btw, Kyouko-sama is cute :3
I want this petit Kyouka so bad.

Also a cool game I found:
http://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=6980

WOW: what an huge pile of shit

2008-04-26T16:45:00.000-07:00

So I started my WOW trial today and I just gotta say I haven't lost anything. At first I was oh, I'm in a forest (started with night-elf, why they are in the good side?) then I tried walk with mouse, nothing happens, I started to think:
"if I can't walk with mouse DO I HAVE TO USE THE FUCKING ARROWS"
"..."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!?!?!?"
Are there really millions and millions of people fucking walking with arrows in a rpg game? :ASDSADSAFSDFDTGATYDFHRYAH Also there's huge furfaggotary going on with the minotaurs.

Minuses -:
Expensive
Boring looking world (even GW got better)
Stupid non auto-run
No boob zoom (GW got it!)
Fucking boring (hell yeah I want to walk to every enemy, not)
"Wow is the best game evar"-people
Crappy make a character thingy (can't even decide size of the character)

Pluses +:
Free trial
Better items than in GW (in GW there really isn't unique items)
Elfs, though crappy graphics ruin it, also no boob zoom unless you are fighting and the body of elves isn't right size (they should be slim)
Haven't spend my money or time in this

ps. GW = Guild Wars, and no, it's not a good game.

Maybe the craziest punishment show

2008-04-13T11:56:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slEQe8M1lZM
I was stumbling around youtube when I found this. This is maybe the worst part of all the punishment shows I have seen. :D
Also this is just ridiculous:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_kv4p65q3s

New Maximum The Hormone DVD

2008-02-16T11:18:00.000-08:00

Maximum The Hormone is going to release new DVD Deco Vs Deco in 19.3 MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY :O O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The DVD includes 3 DVD's = one gig, backstage material and one extra thingy. They also released new PV
MAXIMUM the HORMONE - Bikini Sports PONCHIN
Yeah \,,/ I think I have get the internet thingy to my bank account and put 40e on it and order this from CdJapan.

Japan+Sex pistols=Sex Machineguns

2008-02-03T10:15:00.000-08:00

Yeah, Sex Machineguns. But atleast they are having a good time! Full blooded Heavy Metal band with a similiar attitude of Animetal. They are still living in the Hair Metal era, but they are still awesome. :D
Sex Machineguns - Aijin 28
Sex Machineguns - Jacky
SEX MACHINEGUNS - Suspense Gekijou
Sex Machineguns - Yonaoshi Good Vibration
lolol, the last vid was best.

Buckethead whole sets

2008-01-29T03:21:00.000-08:00

Set 1 Set 2 :)

New ecchi show ^^,

2008-01-27T04:44:00.000-08:00

I started watching this new ecchi show called Rosaria + Vampire and it's all that I would ask for an ecchi anime: funny, smexy and story is enough interesting. In short its like Seto No Hanayome + Harry Potter(?!?! :D).

Truth about Japan

2007-12-31T04:56:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLrO0am5j54
If you didn't know this, you should. Funny host though. :)

Piano guitar = WTF?

2007-12-14T06:46:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFqTd-CEjHM The Simpsons theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwC36OO3IXQ Final Fantasy - Chocobo Theme
Guys name is Zack Kim and just wow. :O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s74WZqef5U lulz techno

Finnish bum action

2007-12-10T07:00:00.000-08:00

If you cannot understand finnish don't watch next clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=edhTcD5f55A kuvaajan kommentti kyllä kruunaa koko videon "mitä vittua". :D

Japanese girl bands

2007-12-09T07:08:00.001-08:00

How many japanese girls do you need to form a band?
Answer is 48!
That's right, that many. Japan has once again taken shyness to a new level! This group is called AKB48 (AKB=Akihabara) and they got 48 members. Well, okay, they have divided their members to three groups called Team A, K and B.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXoRjrofqDE Here is their video that (I think) includes all the members.

When I like to listen j-pop I prefer Hinoi-team because they make so stereotypical j-pop and I like it like that. They are also so damn funny. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCAFl_tqw1w I think this is the first j-pop video that I have ever watched and I thinked wtf when I first saw this, well that opinion haven't changed I still think wtf when ever I watch this. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kHuDS2RwrI These are so horrible...
The fat man in speedo is Korikky and he is japanese professional wrestler, nowadays he also do hosting for japanese tv.

Some bass and Buckethead

2007-11-27T02:14:00.000-08:00

First I'm gonna introduce you to Les Claypool, this is what he normally does:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5XeVLJeMdE

This what Buckethead normally does:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjA-D4jfEaY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmo8ynXzSKI
As you can see he can play pretty good with acoustic too. :O

...and what they do together is something indescribable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jedF70lnzqc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbiBtkqKHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFYiGPblXyg

Animetal bassist's "bass" solo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4dS4AcjpS8
Did he just play Flamenco on his bass?

...And in the end something I don't really have clue what it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2KnNLlPaZs ANIKIIIIIIIIII :D

The first true post

2007-11-26T12:23:00.000-08:00

So this is where it starts:

Two "awesome" metal songs by Kei Kunihiro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSjP4oS0DwA Inverti in Darkness (this is just too funny :DDD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPSATP-t6tg Roadkill Red
You can notice how these awesome songs are made in rented small japanese studio (Tokyo got these things all around the place, if you have watched anime "Beck" you know these).

Other japanese metal song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2jWJELV-x0 Disconformity - Atonic Epilepsy
The belching singing matches nice in the looks of singer (a bum) :D

BEGINNING OF AN EPIC JOURNEY

2007-11-26T11:59:00.000-08:00

This is my blog and this where I share my awesomest and most funniest shit internets have to offer. Most of the topics are: music, anime, Japan, internets, world, news etc....